#wh40k

scrambles to assemble ref for new rogue trader he stole his pants from darktide i dare you to fight him about it

Hey! I don’t know if this actually applies to anybody I follow here, or who anybody who follows me here, and many apologies if ya’ll already know, but it looks like JoyToy is having an anniversary sale going on right now. I admit I’ve never bought from them before, only BBTS, but I figured it’d be good to pass on in case something somebody wanted was finally reasonably priced.

Have to ask. Has there been a lazy chaos demon who has just, impersonated a middle manager in the imperial bureaucracy? Who realized that they don’t have to do anything more onerous than writing a carefully worded memo now and then because humans are great at causing suffering to each other. They don’t have to fight space marines, or even the imperial guard, they can just sit in their office and grow fat with power as they drink in all the ambient suffering. Maybe make little “observational inspections” now and then for something particularity horrible.

art by Paul Dainton

Is this the krusty krab?

NO. THUS IS THE EMPEROR.

Implied Dante x Mephiston

Since so many people asked for it, here the minis I promised. The tau was painted by my @pelicancorn and the yellow ork was painted by my little brother. They aren’t official minis and I have more but these are the best ones

hows bird doing

She’s wonderful!!

Well someone’s settling in nicely. Though Magnus thinks the zombies were an unnecessary element. What I like about these tiny books is that they actually have the full story printed in them. I would love to find more, though. Authors like Jules Verne or Matthiew Reilly would be nice.

Something for the weekend, sir? Polished off the last of my Iridescent Bronze to grunt out these Wraiths and Flayed Ones, ready for my last tournament of tenth edition on Saturday. I’m bringing Cursed Legion. Full send. Murder everything I can reach. Only three units in this army are real, everything else can score, trade and die.

Hey would yall be interested in reading a warhammer 40k isekai fanfic I’m working on?

someone should have been doing it for you

WELL, I LOOK DEAD ENOUGH, SO I GUESS NOBODY WANTED TO TOUCH THE CORPSE. NOT LIKE I BLAME THEM.

then get someone to brush them for you 🪥💀🦷

MY BONES ARE BRITTLE. THE SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF PRESSURE CRUSHED MY COCCYX

I got a reel about Daleks invading Wh40k and the guy said that Daleks win, and while I’m not a lore-nerd of wh40k and I had just watch some seasons of dr who… that fell wrong, deeply wrong Dalek have all that hyper-advanced tech that warp reality and destroy things, but dalek are not the type of being that would just.. use them… and ellude direct confrontation… they like exterminate or content to see lesser beings suffer at minimum The only thing I see happening is them taking their sweet time against the imperium and tau and causing the orks to rally against them which would eventually scale to ork into kroks (because orks level themselves to whatever they fight) since orks are bioweapons each ork being by default a lesser reality warpers with innate technology knowledge meant to defeat dalek level threats, since necrons do have time traveling and reality warping tech Necrons solution to their war was just out-nap the war itself and I don’t see daleks doing that but rather just… losing in oneway or another, they get in a stand-lock with orks (aka orks win) and turn into their perfect friends

having Darktide Character Thoughts again and like. i feel it’s somewhat easier to explain and for other people to understand what makes imperial psyker characters appealing to me as an autistic person (loathed for an innate part of who we are that we have no control over how it manifests, tortured to force us to conform to what’s expected of us, etc)… but it’s maybe less easy to explain and less obvious the similar autistic appeal of the “failed soldier Cadian” (strict, rigorous and ridiculously high performance expectations and social rules everyone in your society is expected to meet that you consistently fail in one way or another, and are perceived only with loathing and disdain for your consistent failures to meet expectations no matter how much you succeed in other areas, and you flounder in the misery of not knowing or understanding why you’re different from everyone else, why you fail in ways other people don’t seem to despite your every effort, what’s wrong with you, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU????) anyway i’m completely and totally normal about my two failed cadian psyker OCs don’t look at me

Does the hedgehog Angron like snacks?

PROBABLY.

Hi :3

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Get OUT of my data channel, and my life, preferably.

are your bones ever itchy

ALL THE FUCKING TIME. IT’S LIKE I HAVE BUGS IN MY MARROW.

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