#warhammer 40000

I may tack on-* KSCH *-a couple more life sentences-* KSCH *-after the ship is discovered, only-* KSCH *-because there is no-* KSCH *-longer anyone-* KSCH *-able to pilot the ship.

Khorne I have disgraced you with my painting ability, kill me.

brushing your bones = taking a bath Stinky

I DONT HAVE A SMELL. LIKE. AT ALL. I DON’T EVEN SMELL LIKE BONES.

Does Arbie have a favorite food?

Arbie: spicy rations. They are the only food I can remember eating after all.

Why? Psyker lemans look like they would make good food

DRUNK. RABID. PSYKER. PRIMARCH.

Gifts you a bucket of purple glitter

Oh? My deepest of-* KSCH *-thanks. I will use this for- KSCH *- only the most nefarious of purposes.

One of your custodians walks by. He pauses as the memory of an interaction with baseline three centuries ago floats into his brain. Why had he been so cringe?

THERE ARE QUESTIONS WE WILL NEVER GET ANSWERS TO, BUT AT LEAST YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER TALK TO THAT BASELINE AGAIN.

Hey! I don’t know if this actually applies to anybody I follow here, or who anybody who follows me here, and many apologies if ya’ll already know, but it looks like JoyToy is having an anniversary sale going on right now. I admit I’ve never bought from them before, only BBTS, but I figured it’d be good to pass on in case something somebody wanted was finally reasonably priced.

The Argonauts, by Richard Bagnall A poster version… And a very cool art from Warhammer universe! It changes a lot from what we see usually, a little less grimdark, perhaps, but with some place for adventure! It looks like a space quest. Love it !

someone should have been doing it for you

WELL, I LOOK DEAD ENOUGH, SO I GUESS NOBODY WANTED TO TOUCH THE CORPSE. NOT LIKE I BLAME THEM.

In the Neolithic everything. Is high tech and gold world. The little shrike seems to be convincing Alpharius Omegon and Guilliman of a plan. Sentences like ‘I am adorable’ and ‘I have zombie dinosaurs’ and ‘dad gave me unrestricted access to the archives.’ It appears Alpharius Omegon and Guilliman are joining the little Shrike’s side in what seems to be a war game of some sorts.

OH WHAT FUN.

Completed Dorn Commander!!! :) The Wall is here to make the enemies of mankind run like hell. (I’m gonna name all my tanks after songs and albums. Beware of puns.)

Ok so. If you noticed I haven’t been posting the past few days, it’s because I fell down the Warhammer 40k rabbit hole (deer hole?). I’ve been a casual enthusiast of the lore for a while, but a few days ago I finally made my first tabletop purchases as my local comic store is doing a sale to celebrate 11th edition dropping soon. I decided I’m gonna build a Tyranid army!! Funny buggos yayyy I started the actual painting process yesterday, and plan to paint a mini a day. I also chose to use a custom color scheme, based on Changelings from My Little Pony G4. I’ve dubbed my army “Queen Chrysalis’ Tyranids” I still have a lottt of unpainted/unprimed bugs. The idea that this is only like 115 of the 2000 points you need to build an army is incredibly exciting… I cannot WAIT to have a huge swarm of buggos. While browsing Tyranid stuff on various platforms today, I saw someone say that if the world worked on Toy Story logic, everything else they collected would be absolutely COOKED. I’d have to agree. Y’ALL!! BEHIND YOU!!!!

🫳🫳🏃‍♂️ 🎩 ▪️🎩 ▪️▪️🎩 🦔🦔🦔 The Hedgehog has hat now

ANGRON MIGHT TEAR THAT TO SHREDS

My prediction-* KSCH *-was correct.

Help me name my successor chapter of Blood Angels Gilded Sanguine Sanguine Gold Sanguine Wyvern(s) Other (comment) I’ve used the first two interchangeably, which I’ve always been a little eh about, mind you I’ve been in the hobby with those two names for about 4 years now, ‘Sanguine Wyverns’ is new and I do enjoy it.. I would like to include ‘Sanguine’ in the name

NEW OC ALERT, A PROPER SANGUINARY PRIEST ADDED TO MY RANKS (I already had one.. er.. two technically.. uh… the second one was cannibalised to make this fine specimen.) I MUST NOW NAME HIM SOMETHING GLORIOUS, I promise to post him fully painted and be accompanied by a short story. But I now have a High Chaplain, 1st Captain, High a Sanguinary Priest, next up is Chief Librarian and potentially repaint/remake my Chapter Master. As always, feel free to ask me anything about my chapter!

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I…. I DONT KNOW.

They are attempting-* KSCH *-to fix my brain again‚ and-* KSCH *-rid it of The Knowledge .-* KSCH *-I give it about ten minutes-* KSCH *-before the ship has to go-* KSCH *-into lockdown again.