#barista
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Hey so why does everything have to be an experience now? Like why am I as a barista required to sell an expiriance? Why can’t I just make you a great coffee and we both get on with our days? Like every job listening anymore is talking about “looking for an enthusiastic barista who thrives in a fast paced environment. Our goal is get 1% better every day and touch as many lives with our work and give a smile to everyone we touch”. Idk but it’s gross. I’m tired man. Let me make you a great coffee and leave me alone.
An older man marveled at the Vertica today. I said it grinds beans and brews them for every cup. He said something about how that must be why he likes it so much. Something else about his daughter that orders all the time. It was nice. Nice interactions can and do happen here, in fact very often. Not everything is awful. In fact most things are at the very least pleasant. The angry ones are often outliers, but of course their presence is much more vivid in day to day memory. Chalk it up to survival instincts.
Family had a freak accident yesterday night and they’re threatening me about my time so I have to come in I guess. I wanted to take today as a family emergency and use sick time (that I absolutely have plenty of BTW) but I guess I can’t. I had like two vacation days logged for this month a month in advance so I guess thats what they mean? Don’t remember when I last called off sick lately. Not like I make a habit out of it. I’m usually very reliable. Actually was sick lately and didn’t call off. Didn’t tell anybody. Meanwhile a family member had to be fucking airlifted to a different hospital for emergency treatment. I was up into the wee hours of the morning tending to freaking out family and ate next to nothing during the panic of it all. And I’m going in to make people coffee!! Hahaha isn’t that great???? Everything is great! Fuck this stupid job, I’m going to go in and be fucking miserable and cry into peoples coffees on like no sleep. I hope I have a panic attack and throw up in the lobby. I’m a great worker. I was partner of the quarter. I always come in on time and do my job well and treat everyone with respect and this is the thanks I get? Fuck all the way off. Hope they’re fucking happy. I’ll remember this when I’m looking for a new job.
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