#v funny

get yourself a group of people you can be deranged with. or multiple, for different kinds of deranged

you think he’s keeping his job after this

went down too many instagram rabbit holes before bed and dreamt my very straight cisgender aunt got top surgery 😭

me when I accidentally set a recording of my parents arguing as my ringtone 🔥🔥🔥🔥

kids walking into class and instantly sending them back home bc we’ve decided this class is just for the kids that still need to finish stuff and getting them complaining that they should’ve been told before the break like BRO???? GO HOME

I think its extremely funny that besides you guys n my one gay friend tm everyone thinks im some sort of prude who knows nothing of anything

update: 02 (fred/tallulah) has said they didn’t pick up most of the pick up lines from the date until they watched the vod

Fave Leo moment happened on Monday, I got a call and it was a nonsense “calling about your recent car accident” call And I didn’t want to be rude, but also didn’t care about the call bc I was gonna hang up anyway So I gave the phone to Leo And Leo very enthusiastically took the phone and said “HELLO!! 😃” and I could hear the other guy continue his spiel about the “recent accident” and Leo responded “OH YES!! 😃” 🤣 😂 And then after a pause, Leo just said “GOODBYE!!” And hung up! 🤣 v funny watching your two year old press the big red button haha ahhh

How was your week beloved wiggles? Looks like I have to adjust my alarm too akdbdjfh♡

rain my beloved hi hello!! my clocks went back so that could also be a reason for me being early (as well as actually remembering on time lmao) my week has been p good! my mum baked chocolate chip cookies and brought them to me when she visited on wednesday which were super tasty !! i shared them w my friends :) i have also been learning a bit of coding and i finally started on adapting some of it for my f1 spreadsheets! it’s very slow (this is the first coding i’ve done since yr 9, and it’s like a maths specific language) but overall it’s been good week! i have been chilling and im abt to watch quali (it’s in 15 mins) and hopefully have a nice weekend !! and i hope u also have a nice weekend rain :D

Ethel cain sounds like THAT

10 people i’d like to know better 💌 thank u @itwasntimethatdidit40 for tagging me! it’s my first time doing something like this 😗 last song : I’m Your Man by Mitski, the lyrics scream joel and ellie let me tell you last book : do fanfics count?? lmao, probably If Cats Disappeared From The World by Genki Kawamura, but i’m going to be honest, i haven’t properly read a book in a looong time last movie : We Live In Time… i sobbed at the theatre…… last tv show : masterchef italy lol, or maybe abbott elementary. if you haven’t watched it you should ! last thing i googled : ny times’ wordle. listen. i’m obsessed. i play all the games on there everyday. favorite color : all pastels, probably a light, pastel blue the most <3 sweet/spicy/savory : deeeefinitely savory, i can’t handle spicy foods and my pcos needs the carbs. i eat pasta everyday for lunch like the true italian i am 😌 and i could eat it for dinner too idc looking forward to : april! i have NOTHING happening in march, but april? so much! i’m going on a trip to the same city twice in 3 weeks for an illustration’s fair and then a concert, pedro’s birthday and the exhibition , my gf’s birthday, TLOU, freaky tales, easter (celebrating holidays in southern italy is no joke…), like honestly i don’t think i’ll be alive after that current obsession: i’d like to think i don’t have an obsession for once because i have no idea what to say. probably my own drawings are my obsessions though lol, every time i start a new one i become a crazy gremlin and either i finish them right away or i might as well don’t do them at all 😀 npt: @ananonymousaffair @galadrielslightofearendil @altergioia @peepawispunk & whoever else might want to do this <33

The stupid hat… the goggles…

My art teacher makes us write self reflections after we finish a project and I really wish I could see one of the reflections I wrote because I distinctly remember writing “I would have done better if I cared more about this project but I didn’t” And the teacher wrote back saying she agreed with me

I’m in a gaming / comic store and I heard the clerk and a customer talking and one of them literally said “I still have faith in Todd Howard” “In Todd we trust”

“in my mind anime has only existed for the past 5 years” -my supervisor

remember girls, if you ever see a man wearing a band shirt and want to watch the light to leave his eyes, ask him to name 3 songs

Post-game interviews are so funny to me Like skating is hard y'all They are *exhausted* And then they get bombarded and have to answer coherently

I searched up a list of 10 jokes to make me laugh No pun in ten did

I forgot to buy new slippers for Vergil