#obey me memes

Incorrect Quotes 11? haven’t done one of these in a while, oh well, hope y'all get the references. Luke: “You won’t be so cocky when I get bigger!” Asmo: “are you threatening me? Are you threatening me in sketchers?” Luke: “what’s wrong with my sketchers?!” Barbatos, suddenly appearing: “Nothing Luke, Asmodeus is simply confused.” Leviathan: “Where’d you get AkuDonalds?” Mammon: “Akudonald’s, duh.” Leviathan: “Give me a fry scum” Lucifer: “Leviathan, is that how you ask?” Leviathan: “please give me a fry scum.” Mammon: *throws it at Leviathan’s mouth* *Leviathan miserably fails to catch it and Beel eats it off the floor* Lucifer: “I hate this, Beel stop eating shit off the floor.” Asmo: “You brought the supplies right?” Mc: “yeah, wait- you brought me here to cook crack?!” Lucifer, here because caffeine is no longer doing it for him: “What else is baking soda for.” Mc: “I’d say baking but we both know how your hellfire mushroom cigar cookies turned out.” Lucifer: “I hate you.” (the totally canon way SoloDeus first meeting went) Asmodeus: “well Solomon, tell me what you think is pretty about me” Solomon: “The way your wearing the kind of body glitter that never washes off all the way. It’s harder to get murdered that way because of how DNA will still to the glitter and it will fall on whoever’s attacking you.” Asmo: “Oh, you’re coming to bed with me”

bread

Meet toastifer

When you look at the toast and it looks back at you… Seductively 🤣 I have a Perfer

Is this what Luke had in mind?? 😂 Masterlist

be nice guys he’s only just now finding out +reference photo⬇️

Asmodeus: Bitch, I’m flawless! MC: I disagree. Asmodeus: Excuse me? MC: The only flaw you have is not being in my bed. Asmodeus: *blushes in pride*

SHIT fucking bg editing on my part but like. angels donut hole scene i love you. Actual image is by hcnnibal (on here) about his ocs the angels. go read look homeward now 🫵

Y'all remember the texting ban chats from the og game? This was inspired by that Chat : Solomon: Hello, MC. Could you pass on a message to Asmodeus for me? MC: What is it? – MC: *Bursts into room* Lucifer, you’ve got to lift that fucking ban! I can’t take it anymore! Lucifer: MC?? You’re being hysterical, I’ve already told all of you I’m not lifting the ban. MC: *Resigned sigh* MC: Asmodeus, Solomon told me to tell you *reading off DDD* “Baby girl, lemme pound those ass cheeks tomorrow night. I’m gonna fuck you so long and hard you’re gonna be singing the Star Spangled Banner, and I know you don’t even know that song, but we gonna be linked up headphone jack style talking ‘bout some 'O Say Can You See.’ Then maybe after we could get some sushi or something.” Everyone: … MC: *Tearing up* Beelzebub: Sushi? Asmodeus: Tell him to be here by 8 MC: *crying* Noo

lord diavolo’s chosen exchange students sure are a diverse bunch!!! inspired by this lmao

made something stupid

friend belphie know aaaaall about weak neck of big sheep head

Lucifer: Bring him here, MC MC: *Holds out shrunken down Mammon in a cage* Lucifer: Uhh, why’s he in a cage? MC: Because he growled at me Mammon:

God I love white haired mentors The middle one is Qifrey from witch hat’s atelier which is getting an anime soon. 🤍

Bros getting smacked in the face 😂

During the og Sun Sea and Demons event Lucifer: If you refuse to drop the subject, then I will compel you to do so *casts spell* Asmo: Wh-what just happened? Lucifer: It’s a memory modification curse. In other words, you won’t be able to recall what anyone looked like in their swimwear. Mammon: What?! How could you?! Satan: His clothes have even changed in the photo that I secretly took! MC: I’ll be right back *runs to their room* Everyone: … MC: *Runs back into the room in their swimsuit* Levi: M-MC?! MC: I spent too much damn money on this swimsuit for y'all not to remember how GOOD I LOOK IN IT! Asmo: *Running to his room* I’LL BE RIGHT BACK! *Soon enough, everyone besides Lucifer is back in their swimwear, showing off for MC* MC: So, Lucifer, you gonna put yours back on too? Lucifer: Absolutely not. MC: Not even just for me? 👉👈🥺 Lucifer: …maybe

this one’s for you @mahi-does-obey-me

Sooo… about that… TW: Ronald McDonald. I think you WOULD mind, Lucifer.