#lavender marriage

i had a dream i was in a lavender marriage and also the other woman (since he had a bf on the side) and i was so mad cuz he was actually bad ASF

Do you guys think that Charles Leclerc and Alexandra Leclerc are in a lavender marriage?

i really wanna get married to an older gay man 😭 take care of me and we can listen to sooo much madonna and cher…. my ability to queen out is next level plssss!

hear me out au where trinity agrees to take baby jane doe for an emergency placement and then she and dennis raise her together in a lavender marriage

A gay man and a gay woman enter a lavender marriage. Over time they slowly, independently come to the horrifying conclusion that they are bisexual/pansexual, and that their friendship has grown over time, each gaining feelings for the other.

I’m gonna end up in a lavender marriage at this rate and thats okay. I’d just be happy that my friend would take the vow to love and support me for life, and that means a lot to me

POV: The year is 1865 and you’re an unhappily married closeted lesbian who has been planning on poisoning her husband and the town doctor runs in saying your husband, a popular novelist who was also secretly gay, was kicked by a horse and died so now you don’t have to give him the arsenic tea. You can finally be with your female lover but you also have to explain the news to your husband’s secret lover.

Callum Turner isn't gay. He got married. Only Larry is real

Never said he was . I said it’s a PR relationship. Which is still think it is. Having said that, gay men do get married to women. Funny that he’s the current front runner to play the next James Bond innit. The timing of this wedding sure is something. Make of that what you will. I also don’t understand what you mean by “Only larry is real”. Aren’t you trying to argue that CT and DL are legit?

‘im not gay, but my husband is’ except its a straight woman in a lavender marraige who says it

Lavender marriage as a trope COULD be interesting but it’s funny how often it’s literally just used as an end run to biphobia. “They’re not REALLY attracted to their canon love interest, it’s just a lavender marriage!”

Stop calling what is clearly a queer-platonic relationship, a lavender marriage. Those two terms have very different meanings.

Some (not all) wolfstar fans astound me because what do you mean you just said remadora is a lavender marriage cause of the age gap and for your favorite ship…. I’m sorry but in what way are these puzzle pieces fitting together cause I’m confused. Also hey are we forgetting bisexual people exist and can be in love with the opposite gender as well as multi-shipping is a thing!! They could both be queer but that doesn’t mean it’s a lavender marriage. It’s also not a lavender marriage just because you think Tonks is “getting in the way” of a gay ship. Over all people have age gaps all the time and bisexual people / people of other queer identities such as Omni, pan, etc can all love the opposite gender just as much as they love any other gender and disliking a character for “getting in the way” or your fanon ship is immature and in no way part of fandom culture. (This is coming from someone who likes wolfstar and remadora as well as a plethora of ships with those three characters in them)

Harry's been engaged to Louis for years now. They've been together for almost 16 years. But looks like both of them are headed for lavender marriages 😔

Nah, they’re not. If they considered that a possibility, they would have done this years ago and saved themselves the hassle of having to change beard every year. This is just the media doing their thing to get Harry some attention ahead of his tour, like they’ve done close to a million times now over the last 16 years. They needed to up their ante this time, with an engagement rumour, because nobody gives a shit about that relationship and their desperation for attention. So cheer up, anon. Harry and Louis may have no scruples about lying and gaslighting their fans and fake dating devils for attention and to hide their sexuality, but they respect each other and their 16 year-relationship too much to ever enter into lavender marriages with said devils.

Random ramblings about my life #14 I basically proposed to someone yesterday. The reasons here are unimportant. Let’s just say a lavender marriage would be beneficial in this scenario. Being queer is fucking wild sometimes. They said “Maybe” by the way.

Things I don’t see talked about enough: The Swedish princess. JUST IMAGINE WITH ME!!! Post The Great Tuna Meltdown, Shane is looking for aaaany way Not Be Gay For Mr Heartbreak Rozanov and then his mom brings up Rolex inviting him to A Fancy Tennis Match he couldn’t care less about because it’s not hockey, but … Princess? That’s a girl, right? And Rozanov pointed out that Shane is never seen with girls … that’s gay, right? People might start assuming, noticing, whispering and he CANNOT have that. Because he’s not gay. He doesn’t know what he is, but he likes women. He appreciates them. He just hasn’t met The Right woman yet. But maybe he could be seen with a woman, a high profile woman, a woman who is probably pretty much Untouchable since she’s a literal princess, so it would be totally safe, though safe from what, it doesn’t matter, because he’s Not Gay and he definitely Likes Women. So he goes to the game. He sits next to a Swedish princess, and they talk, and actually she’s pretty cool? And she gets his life, the high pressure constant visibility. And she seems to like him, too. And then maybe they hang out alone somewhere, and she’s like “so you’re gay, clearly” and Shane is like !!! NO!!!! Am not gay. Why would you think that what did I do that is Gay I need to know so I can stop doing it. But she’s like no no no it’s fine, I am a lesbian. But, ya know, princess, so can’t really be gay, either. But what about lavender dating? We protect each others images? And this is a perfect solution, so while Shane still doesn’t not think he’s gay, he goes along with it. And when photos blast across the internet, instead of seeing Shane with famous actress Rose Landry, he sees that Shane, Mr Has Not Been Seen With A Woman Ever, is dating a motherfucking princess !!! Shane is gonna be a prince, but he was supposed to be ILYAS prince and now things are a mess I plan to write this fic but we could have so many delicious cakes!!!

When are you going to continue moon river? Just asking because i love the story and he’s absolutely adorable and the cutest I can't wait for chapter 4 (I wanna take care of him he's so cute)

😅 Ooof okay, so you’re not going to like this but my life has basically blown tf up and my motivation to do shit is actually at zero. I feel really bad because in April a writing beast possessed me and I wrote SO MUCH and I feel like I set the wrong expectations for my followers But despite that I love my fanfics and would never abandon them, so once I update “The Other Woman (Has Lavender in her hair.) on a03 my Babyjo fic is definitely gonna be next on my list. I share your sentiment about wanting to cuddle him and smother him in love so I wouldn’t just ABANDON my baby, you know? I’m sorry I can’t give you a straight answer Anon, but thank you for loving my work and for your support. it’s really means a lot <3 -Love, AllieCat

I really like the concept of lavender marriages actually. Would like to have one with my queer best friend.

i NEED straight women to stop using the term “lavender marriage” if you’re a straight women marrying a gay man it’s not a lavender marriage. a lavender marriage was when two gay people married each other to protect each other! it’s a gay man and a lesbian not a straight women and a gay man! this is the weirdest rebranding of the straight bestie, it’s gross, shut up!