#cookie run kingdom au

**grumbles** then cl'se em... silly... **falls back asleep** — Rime Dragon Cookie - rp'd by bird anon

t: eh.. s: just sleep dingus.. t: alright.. *plants face in shadow milk’s chest fluff* s: 😐 … Damn.. out like a light.. I must be comfortable.. *cuddles up and eventually falls asleep too *

Yuriful criminal…

**Wobbles over, sleepily cuddling up to the two, applying pressure like they used to** mm.. th'se suck... — Rime Dragon Cookie - rp'd by bird anon

t: yeah… *Snuggles up* .. *yawns* …I can barely keep my eyes open…

Wait, you can mitose???

Salt Cellar has told you, I assume. All of the virtues can technically do that upon circumstances. I did that once, never again. Salt Cellar is fine as she is

Guy in blue you are so cool, and awesome, and I bet you're fine too, could you tell us some stories?

Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are.. I WILL GLADLY DO SO!!!! What do you wish to hear about, sweetie?

How are the vice shift versions of the guardians of nature cookies?

Right now, more or less the same because the Virtues changing doesn’t affect them much. I have been playing around with an idea involving Fire Spirit Cookie and Knight Cookie based on Fire Spirit Cookie’s relationship chart, though.

**sleepily resting on extracts head... also worried, but tired after sheep time. How pathetic, how the mighty have fallen...** I could try and extract the memories of the fights if you find the place.... if you really want... **a bit annoyed at pv and his overprotectiveness right now** — Rime Dragon Cookie - rp'd by bird anon

t: nah. Weren’t you like annoyed with pure vanilla cookie anyway? So wouldn’t this be better revenge, digging through his shit and finding his secrets. Then we got dirt on him ! Hehehe~~ always need dirt on even the ones you hold close~ <- says the delulu king 🧍

**jolts awake with cluse's shifting** whu?! — Rime Dragon Cookie - rp'd by bird anon

t: mmgh.. bad dream.. s: *hugging the teddy bear kibby*

So, I wouldn’t do this usually, and I know Father wouldn’t approve of me doing this, but I have a question… It’s faint, but sometimes, I can hear a quiet sobbing near to the room where Father keeps me. It’s not Father, I know his voice well, and it doesn’t sound like him crying. And it… intrigues me. And… I ventured out, against his wishes. I couldn’t see anything, but I could hear something. The soft buzzing of wings, and a voice. A voice constantly, over and over, reprimanding itself, whispering, “Get out of my head, I shouldn’t be thinking about you! Just leave me alone…” Whoever it was, they sounded… upset, at themself. Yelling about someone refusing to leave their head. But… I don’t know who, or why they sounded so close, being… so disgusted at themself… why would someone infecting your head be disgusting? Is it similar to if I even so ask a question about my papa… Father freezes up and his face falls? Is whoever this was, feeling guilty over the person infecting their head and why? Why would that make them guilty? Shouldn’t someone infecting your head bring only happiness? But then why had their voice then softened, and they sounded so defeated? Saying… “Who am I kidding? My heart hasn’t caught up to my head… I’m such a fool…” How does someone infecting your head make you a fool? Does Father feel like a fool, for whatever happened between him and Papa? Is… Papa even real?

How did that happen

Mitosis.

Only being a virtue sounds sad

It may seem like that to cookies, but it isn’t. We were specifically made to be like this. No cookies can handle being the one to tell stories of the past like the Herald of History has. No cookies can handle always wanting to keep every cookie safe like the Bringer of Happiness. No cookies can handle granting everyone’s wishes like the Desire of Volition does. No cookies can handle the intelligence that the Fount of Knowledge wields. When I say no cookie, I mean it. If a cookie were to have our roles, they would go mad, which is why we were specifically made as virtues.

Cavalier of Solidarity since Pride Month, and we just learned about Herald's relationship status. Do you have a loved one?

I do not have a loved one, at least not like that. The Herald of History only has a partner just so he could feel like a normal cookie , which is a rather foolish feeling, we are the virtues and that is all we will ever be.

**purrs, making a biscuit or two on smilks hair** Raindrop and I made them a bit ago... **trying to be a cold compress for any aches** — Rime Dragon Cookie - rp'd by bird anon

s: mhm. *Eating* *shaky huff* … *shuffles slightly*

Bored. Anyone got questions about the Ancients or Beasts in ViceShift?

**Eyes spark a bit with annoyance. Everyone has been treating them like glass. Especially pv.** *yes...* and... I suppose it would... and if he gets mad at me maybe he'll stop HOVERING. Ugh! **they've always felt most comfortable to show their negative emotions around extract...** **delulu duo here. Paranoid pals.** That is true... hmm... if he wrote about it... check under his bed. I know he has a diary in braille. — Rime Dragon Cookie - rp'd by bird anon

t: well, at least you know he cares about you at least. if he didn’t act all insufferably loving, you’d know he didn’t give a fuck about you. It’s why I tend to hide my issues from him, he fawns over me. In fact I’m actually sick right now. He doesn’t know, it’s just a cold anyway.. hm.. *checks under bed* aha! Hiii~~~~ diawyyyy hehe!!

It’s over….???

**Tilts head** Your heart rate is high... anxious? — Rime Dragon Cookie - rp'd by bird anon

s: p-probably.. heh.. t: *nuzzling* <- animal therapy ✨

**a plate of lovingly made strawberry jam thumbprint biscuits appear on smilks desk. Rain recently tried to teach Rime how to make them.** roo... — Rime Dragon Cookie - rp'd by bird anon

s: ..*mrrp?* .. thanks.. *thumps tail a bit before eating* t: *purring into smilk’s leg*

Say, guy in blue, can you tell us something about yourself?

I’m a good co-worker!

That is understandable. It's been a very rough time. I believe Pure Vanilla needed a reality check... Learn that people do care about him, like you had to when your mother First Milk visited. It's not easy to get through to him though... - U

s: he always needs a damn reality check.. it’s probably because of the past.. I wouldn’t put it past him to just start avoiding everyone again. He’s like me in the worst way… *huffs* .. *takes crown and throws it to the ground* I fucking hate this. I fucking hate myself. Ugh.. *growls* I’m definitely just gonna avoid everyone. Sage can step the fuck up as a parent because I’m too dangerous for them right now. And if I must, I’ll just force the others to keep me away..just….to give me a damn break from this giving a fuck business.