#EvilAstley

Fuck my stupid chud life😔😔 Too Bigtop pilled for this world

What do we think Billie and Conrad’s last names are??? I need ideas for a fic I’m doing…

Hear me out on a fic where Doctor becomes a watcher. It didn’t happen in a dramatic way though, he and Cesare got too freaky and Cesare bit him. They think it’s fine, Doctor doesn’t wake up the next morning. Cesare spends the day worrying about either hiding the body or trying to find Doctor’s family to tell them he’s dead. Doc wakes up eventually, blue, and thinking he just got over the worst fever he’s ever had. Idk I think about them too much

When I saw Bigtop Burger for the first time I lowk thought that Steve and Munkustrap were related… I thought Munk was like Steve’s uncle or smt and that’s why he was such a close mentor…

Maaaaan random Cesdoc shit because they won’t leave my head, Cesare and Allan both claim that they hate kids but they are great with them, especially Cesare. Allan is the middle kid in a family of like 5 kids. His family had a big emphasis on academics and respectable careers and when Allan told them he was going to an arts college, not somewhere “professional”, he was unofficially disowned. He was close with his siblings so it sucked being kept away from them. Eventually one of his younger siblings gets into a fight with Allan’s parents and runs off to him, knocking on his door in the middle of the night. I like to pretend he and Cesare are living together post canon so this strange old man opens the door and the kid is confused as hell. They live with Allan for a little while and Cesare is just confused about who this kid is, the fact that Allan actually has a family he just never mentions, and why this kid is now living with them. Cesare ends up being the one to help them out and figure out what it is they want to do with their life. Allan’s sibling is like “omg Cesare’s awesome I love Allan’s weird roommate husband guy” and ends up mending things with their family. They go home eventually and now all Allan’s family know about how he’s doing is that he’s absolutely loaded and lives with a weird old man who loves carving wood. They all think he’s a sugar baby now. Idk. I feel like it would be so funny to see Cesare being the older brother or wise uncle to someone. That man is so stupid but would be so wise.